1) I'm a bad mommy because in the .5 seconds I left The Boy gated in his room, he managed to get his sucking thumb pinched in something (who knows what?) hard enough to rip skin off of it.
2) After erasing our hard drive we apparently have no program with which to burn audio CDs. >:( And so I had to pay to download a decent one. (only $20, but still!)
3) I'm sure something else will happen, it's only 11:30am.